Today, I’m straight; a heterosexual man who loves big bouncing boobs, a creamy cunt and a lady’s wide ass. The only day I can fool myself.
As a straight guy, body no be firewood will be my mantra. I’ll take on the pleasures of this world, wear my crown of societal self-righteousness, and dictate what should be and what shouldn’t be.
I’ll get jerks of support from other guys for sleeping multiple times with my girlfriend, her friends and other girls she might not know. Because, the words fornication and adultery would be stricken off my dictionary.
I’ll tell the world gay guys are confused; they should not be allowed to exist. If they must, they should do so in the shadows where I won’t have to stand the irritation of their existence.
I’ll voice out support for egalitarianism and still be allowed to hone offense when someone other than my sex is more powerful than I am.
I’ll be insensitive to the needs of others, and it will be okay, because my needs will always have to come first.
I’ll introduce my girlfriend to strangers and ask her to marry me in the midst of their cheers and support.
Most of all, I’ll be who I am and no one will question that I am who I am.
Happy Fool’s Day.
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